Operación Bashiokadas

Lista de twitts a Bashiok. El modo de enviarlos es el siguiente:

@Bashiok es el único capaz de matar dos tiros de un pájaro #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP

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• 12 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok can reach level 99 only killing the first fallens in Diablo 2 #BashiokFacts
• 13 de enero: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok doesn´t battle versus evils, he battles versus ponies instead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de enero: @gavilanex -> @Bashiok's brain is so wise that any zombie who eats it would die instantly for all the wisdom within #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 15 de enero: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok the man who has no navel. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 16 de enero: @budu7 -> When @Bashiok sneezes, a small country disappears #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de enero: @RaGeSpectral -> @Bashiok can troll lying to Belial and sinning against Azmodan #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de enero: @Jorcasfe -> @Bashiok will be the 3D model for the max level blacksmith. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de enero: @Pablitoz89 -> @Bashiok's computer does not need refrigeration because the heat escapes from it #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 20 de enero: @Proenix00 -> @Bashiok gets a rune of irony in his ability to post every morning. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de enero: @dsantos -> @Bashiok can win a tennis match against a wall of bricks #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 22 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok is the only one capable of killing Diablo with Deckard Cain #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 23 de enero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok is the only one who can see to the Sauron's Eye and do that he blinks first #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 24 de enero: @A_question_4_D3 -> @Bashiok calls the ancients every morning to have car washed, lunch ready and beard cut before work. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de enero: @DeIanB-> @Bashiok If we put an alabaster rune in @Bahiok, their posts would become giant snakes that swallow frogs #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 26 de enero: @lollucho-> @Bashiok can hide himself in the darkness and scare Diablo, the very Lord of Terror #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 27 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok has one eye hatred-colored and the other eye discipline-colored #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 28 de enero: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok has a winter residence in the Arreat Summit and plays poker with the Ancients #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 29 de enero: @bladelp-> @Bashiok 's mustache was forged in the scorching fires of hell (and only there can be destroyed) #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 30 de enero: @Arkan_Hc-> Everytime @Bashiok kills The Countress, she drops every rune from VEX to ZOD #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 31 de enero: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is the only one who can speak Braille #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 1 de febrero: @HarTstaRx -> @Bashiok is the only person who can cancel his yawn ability to sneeze #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 2 de febrero: @Arkan_Hc-> @Bashiok 's CTA instead of summoning Talic, Madawac and Korlic, summons Bul-Kathos, Vasily and Rathma (forever) #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 3 de febrero: @Chaspum ->@Bashiok has rebel forum users as breakfast every morning #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de febrero: @pablo_gmu -> @Bashiok gets a "Perfect Gem Activated" every time he clicks on it. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de febrero: @javi4444 -> When @Bashiok open a bookshelf it drops the full British Encyclopaedia #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de febrero: @budu7 ->@Bashiok is able to burn 900MB on a 700MB CD #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 7 de febrero: @A_question_4_D3 -> Diablo plunged a soulstone into his forehead to keep @Bashiok within. But he failed. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 8 de febrero: @DeIanB ->@Bashiok keeps Jay Wilson's soul in a rainbow soulstone #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 9 de febrero: @dsantos -> @Bashiok has counted till infinity ..... twice #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 10 de febrero: @gavilanex -> @Bashiok, who demonstrated that 2 + 2 is not 4 #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 11 de febrero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok shaves his beard with Baal's fingernails the only material enough sharp #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 12 de febrero: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok wanted to add Half-Life crowbar as a weapon in Diablo 3 #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 13 de febrero: @josele_bp -> @Bashiok has three authenticators associated with his BattleNet account #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de febrero: @aarocatwitt -> @Bashiok pay his monthly food purchase with beta keys #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 15 de febrero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok is looking forward to have a grant scholar with moustache #BashiokFacts
• 16 de febrero: @Chaspum ->When @Bashiok greeds calf he log in Diablo #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de febrero: @DeIanB -> @Bashiok moustache will be an item in Diablo III collector's edition, coming soon #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de febrero: @javi4444 -> When @Bashiok goes to Forgotten Tower use an elevator to get to The Countess #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de febrero: evilcloud ->When @Bashion was a child, he told his parents to come soon. They are still waiting for him #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 20 de febrero: @A_Question_4_D3 -> @Bashiok uses Tal Rasha's Wrappings as pyjamas #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de Febrero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok said once nobody could improve Diablo 3 heroes. Next day he bought a bow and a knee-form bullseye #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 22 de febrero @DeIanB -> @Bashiok is capable of killing the physical inmune monster with a sorceress using the basic attack #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 23 de febrero: @OpenMindedWorld -> @Bashiok can summon cows instead of skeletons when he play as a necromancer in diablo 2. Really. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 24 de febrero: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok is able to get Worldstones from soulstones #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de febrero: @budu7 -> @Bashiok always see orange objects on the ground #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 26 de febrero: @javi4444 -> Every time drop something from pocket to @Bashiok is a legendary super-unique set and magic item. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 27 de febrero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok 's WItch Doctor is guilty of the zombies plague of The Walking Dead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 28 de febrero: @dsantos -> In D3 expansion, after Normal, Nightmare, Hell and Inferno, there will be @Bashiok difficulty #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 29 de febrero: @OpenMindedWorld -> In @Bashiok calendar, every year has the 29th of February #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 1 de marzo: @soniboy23 -> @Bashiok is the only one who can use the Cauldron of Jordan to wash his home's floor whith Diablo's tears. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 2 de marzo:: @DejanB ->If we would salvage @Bashiok moustache it would give so many materials that we could craft some quilts....at least #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 3 de marzo: @dsantos -> @Bashiok is able to complete full Diablo 3 in the D3 Beta #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de marzo: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok has a waypoint to travel from home to nearest beerhouse #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de marzo: @OpenMindedWorld -> @Bashiok is looking for a new *signed* Diablo III CE to replace his Cataclism CE that was stolen by @DailyBlink #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de marzo: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok can play with madness in Diablo3 http://youtu.be/ocFxQjPeyiY #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3Esp
• 7 de marzo: @Chaspum -> In Halloween kids dress up Diablo, Diablo dress up Bashiok and Bashiok dress up a cow #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 8 de marzo: @dsantos -> In D3, instead The secret cow level, there will be The @Bashiok secret level #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 9 de marzo: @budu7->@Bashiok isn't to depart early, he do not lie #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 10 de marzo: @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok is the only one who can break the barrier of thorns on the steps of the cathedral without the help of Templar. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 11 de marzo: @Dairkan -> @Bashiok don't pick up the gold from the floor, demons deposit the gold in his current bank account. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 12 de marzo:@DeIanB->@Bashiok was the one who designed this T-shirt http://pic.twitter.com/aDjnJ4Cp #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 13 de Marzo: @Hepyox ->@Bashiok did strike yesterday #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de Marzo: @Chaspum ->The cementery's gate is always open to @Bashiok #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 15 de Marzo: @Dairkan ->@Bashiok's specialization is sarcasm. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 16 de Marzo: @CDQUINT -> When @Bashiok is bored, he summons a group of carvers to kill them later with a nail clipper. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de Marzo: @dsantos ->@Bashiok saved every day his mustache in Megaupload #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de Marzo: @haby555 ->@Bashiok spends his summer holidays in the river of flames #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de Marzo: @dsantos ->@Bashiok lamed Wirt after discussing with him #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 20 de Marzo: @Hepyox ->@Bashiok has a personal moustache stylist #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de Marzo: @RodiSikni -> My Diablo 3 CE contains real @Bashiok head with the soulstone embedded in his forehead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 22 de Marzo: @A_question_4_D3 -> Wherever the unburieds are dumped together unceremoniously, @Bashiok may rise #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 23 de Marzo: @Dairkan -> @Bashiok's mother played #Diablo3 before you #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 24 de Marzo: @Hepyox -> All your base are belong to @Bashiok #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de Marzo: @Chaspum -> When @Bashiok drives, crosswalks move away him #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 26 de Marzo: @ -> @DeIanB -> Team Bashiok® (@Bashiok, his mother and his grandmother) can kick your ass in a PVP duel, playing without Bashiok! #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 27 de Marzo: @ -> @A_Question_4_D3 -> @Bashiok defeated Diablo in a thumb fight #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 28 de Marzo: @ -> @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok is the only one who picks up gold walking over it in Diablo 2 #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 29 de Marzo: @ -> @Dairkan ->When @Bashiok writes in the forums, 75% of the posts is completely random #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 30 de Marzo: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is able to sneeze with his eyes open #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 31 de Marzo: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok is able to earn Life Saver http://d3db.com/achievement/i/28 in hardcore mode #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 1 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok can play Diablo 3 on his Nokia 3310 telephone #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 2 de Abril: @Chaspum -> In @Bashiok´s calendar always is April fool´s day #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 3 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is the only one able to get money crafting grey and white items from the blacksmith #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de Abril: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok was going to appear in the Troll Hunter movie but he was discarded because the other trolls feared him #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de Abril: @A_Question_4_D3 -> Wirt tried to trip @Bashiok up once. Only once. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok's dog pees on Leoric's throne every mornings #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 7 de Abril: @CDQUINT -> In D3, gold doesn't come to @Bashiok, it flees from him. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 8 de Abril: @Chaspum -> Stark´s house motto should be " @Bashiok is coming, the seven kingdoms shall tremble" #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 9 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok ALWAYS gets instant-kills playing arenas, that's why @BlizzardCS don't release DIII PvP game yet #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 10 de Abril: @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok has already installed in his pc Diablo 5 (he plays Diablo 3 only to have someone to play online) #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 11 de Abril: @Hepyox -> Say @Bashiok 3 times in front of a mirror and you will see what happens next #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 12 de Abril: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok is who sends fake beta mails to get all Battle.net accounts and (at last) control world #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 13 de Abril: @dsantos -> @Bashiok will soon be the next member of the Angiris Council #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok can swallow a Rubik's cube and vomit solved #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 15 de Abril: @DeIanB -> @Bashiok's Mark of valor is the most liked between the feminine audience #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 16 de Abril: @Dairkan -> @Bashiok can walk on water. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is able to lie telling the truth #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 18 de Abril: @dsantos -> @Bashiok will be a playable character in Diablo 3 expansion #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de Abril: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok doesn´t need screen to play Diablo 3 #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 20 de Abril: @dsantos -> If @Bashiok was a doctor, he will cure people with health potions #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de Abril: @Hepyox -> Blizzard (at real life) and Auction house (in game) pays @Bashiok a special wage to sell their D3 items on AH #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 22 de Abril: @CDQUINT -> when @Bashiok does the gamble risk is for the merchant, how poor he does not like what comes out #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 23 de Abril: @Kenrra -> Every word written by @Bashiok is a little universe of wisdom and absolute truth. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 24 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is able to move their characters in D3 only with the power of his mind #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de Abril: @Chaspum -> When Leoric faces to @Bashiok, he cries instead laugh #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 26 de Abril: @dsantos -> @Bashiok doesn't have heart. He has a soulstone in his chest #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 27 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok doesn't sleep, is waiting #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 28 de Abril: @Kenrra -> @Bashiok plays Diablo I, II and III without items. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 29 de Abril: @Chaspum -> Diablo is pet of @Bahiok´s pet #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 30 de Abril: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok and his moustache will be an important part of the next Diablo 3 beta patch #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP.
• 1 de Mayo: @Kenrra -> @Bashiok is capable of speed up time in order to make the May15 comes earlier but he won't do that because he prefers to troll #BashiokFacts
• 2 de Mayo: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok doesn't dye his moustache whith dyes, he prefers food instead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 3 de Mayo: @Dairkan -> The @Bashiok image was the first in the monster's wall. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de Mayo: @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok has no blood in his veins, instead of that lava flows inside him. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de Mayo: @Kenrra -> @Bashiok still plays Diablo 3 Beta. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de Mayo: @dsantos -> @Bashiok is what really fell in the Tristram cathedral #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 7 de Mayo: @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok, who likes to hide himself in a barrel waiting for some clueless forum user to pass around him #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 8 de Mayo: @Kenrra -> If you don't buy Diablo 3, @Bashiok will appear in front of you, will torture you and will tell you he will go away SOON. #BashiokFacts
• 9 de Mayo: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok and only @Bashiok id able to eat soap with a fork #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 10 de Mayo: @Dairkan -> @Bashiok is the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 11 de Mayo: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok takes a shower in a car wash every mornings before go to work #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 12 de Mayo: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok 's Diablo III CE has two flying mounts to fly over all Sanctuary, and one betakey to play Titan #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 13 de Mayo: @Kenrra -> Every collector's edition contain a hair from @Bashiok's moustache #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de Mayo: @dsantos -> Not even death can save us from @Bashiok #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP

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• 15 de Mayo (Día de la salida de Diablo 3): @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok can suffer 125 days of #BashiokFacts without getting in rage. Thank you for your patience!

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